too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Drunk is a universal language darling
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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