Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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