this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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