I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I enjoy the company of your penis
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize