Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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