could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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