My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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