u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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