There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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