I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
