And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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