you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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