Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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