how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?