I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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