So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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