We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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