i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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