chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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