Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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