he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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