I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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