Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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