this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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