i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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