Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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