Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
