Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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