About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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