mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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