Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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