So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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