Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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