Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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