just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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