just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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