I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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