I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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