is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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