those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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