pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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