it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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