I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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