just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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