question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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