he wants to bone in the snuggie
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I came so hard my ears popped.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize