Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Terrible idea I love it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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