Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My vagina just recognized that song.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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