I will die if light touches me.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I would fuck him just for his dog
how drunk are you?
Several
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