Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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