i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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