Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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