You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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