Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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