when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think people are normalizing furries
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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