i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
