just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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