We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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