this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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