so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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