i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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